My bf calls me his good girl: *warm fuzzy feelings and possibly turned on depending on context*
Random dude calls me good girl: Ewwwwww, no. Just. No.
My bf calls me his good girl: *warm fuzzy feelings and possibly turned on depending on context*
Random dude calls me good girl: Ewwwwww, no. Just. No.
Watching people eat Hannibal’s cooking:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
- Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games
- They take their time to develop them
- Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games
- Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3
- Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U
- Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer
- Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan
[keikaku intensifies]
this will never stop being relevant
(Source: nyawe4ka)
(Source: snack-eater)
My Favourite Things
Tumblr Edition
(This version written and performed by Codot)
Watching the clever consulting Detective,
Timelords and Doctors, and the Borg Collective,
Princes of Asgard and Angels with wings,
These are a few of my favourite things.Winchester Boys in their old ‘67,
Eccleston, Tennant, and Smith make 11,
Seeing White Walkers and Clashes with Kings,
These are a few of my favourite things.Wizards who cast spells with deadly precision,
Inspectors who say it’s “not my division”,
GIF-ing The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings,
These are a few of my favourite things.When Arthur dies,
“Let me through, please!”,
When the Angels Weep,
I try to remember my favourite things,
and then cry myself to sleep!Billionaire geniuses bringing the party,
Desperately trying to thwart Moriarty,
It’s never over until the Ood sings,
These are a few of my favourite things.Fluttershy, Applejack, and all the Ponies,
NUTCRACKER! Sam takes one in the Cojones,
Aang, Zuko, Bolin and Korra’s Bendings,
These are a few of my favourite things.What time is it, why it’s time for Adventure,
Feeling the love between Xavier and Lehnsherr,
In fact, let’s go mad with all our shippings,
These are a few of my favourite things!When I get hit,
Right in the feels,
When it makes me sad.
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don’t feel so bad!Codot I’m going to need to insist you sing for us more often.
I was physically paralyzed during the entire length of this song. I do believe I cried real tears. This man deserves to be placed among John Barrowman and Russell Crowe in terms of voice amazing-ness.
I want to be this man
Living the dream
I NEED THIS TO GET AS MANY NOTES AS POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW SHES IS PLANNING ON KILLING HERSELF TONIGHT. PLEASE TUMBLR.
The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005
she’s so cute
anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it
she’s laughing because she still thinks no one knows they’re all werewolves
What
…that was unexpected.
oh man this is great
I know what you probably think it is
IT’S NOT THAT
IT WAS NOT THE THING I EXPECTED
I’m pretty sure this is what a telepathic conversation looks like.
(Source: sherlockspeare)
Get me a plate of these and the panties will just evaporate
•self harm
•purge
•starved yourself
•mentally hurt yourself
•been bullied
•cried yourself to sleep
•felt all alone in this world
•felt worthless
•attempt suicide
Ill message every fucking single one of you
Thousand armies couldn’t keep me out
(Source: illwriteyouasuicidenote)