Mommies with their babies. ( ；д ；)
(via rebelr0cket)Source shionxe
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
we need this
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypastaSource ldrsociety
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
(via pikachu-potter)Source satanslittlebuttercup
I was a star, I fell so far,
I did it all for you.
Hold Me Close (Castiel’s Lament)- Elizabeth Smart
(via danistiel)Source thegeekindenial
hot doctor game too strong
my throat is sore maybe ur dick could soothe it
Of course, supernatural gets pulled into this
(via pikachu-potter)Source shotquns
- Camera: Nokia Lumia 520
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women of mythology - morrigan
she is a battle cry, bloodshed, and death itself with a sword in her hand and fury in her heart.
the phantom queen of the battlefield, a hooded crow that circles overhead as those that lay dying breathe their last, ragged breath inspiring fear and courage in the heart of warriors, a lone wolf howling in the night a warning of the impending battle to come.
morrigan. fierce and beautiful, ever shifting and changing her form, but always protecting those that honour her. she is wild, fearsome, vengeful, and righteous.
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(via femalebattlecry)Source bareblu
is anyone else kinda getting scared that no one is ever gonna fall in love with them
(via wingsunfurled)Source boobslyn
Wake up. It’s not the time to sleep.
(via deanwinchestersheart)Source leepacey
have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage
(via totallyfubar)Source kushdrinker
I love when cats decide they love something.
That is a very patient bunny.
(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)Source faunasworld-moved
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
that duck looks really clean
It does look clean
(via zephyrial)Source officialkrudd